Megan Dean

✨it is what it is✨

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Why do men in Chicago know so much about zodiac signs? I’ve literally had three guys in the past week know I’m a Capricorn from looking at my ID

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Aaron was wrong, this is “Friend Island” #LoveIslandUSA

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

This man gives me Corey Matthews vibes, and that is not a compliment #LoveIslandUSA

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

Hideaway mood. 🕺 #LoveIslandUSA

[ashley @appleswithash]

Literally how Aaron looks whenever Kaylor is crying #loveislandusa

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

I think Aaron, Kordell, and (this may be a hot take) Kendall all deserve the guillotine; and I think America would back me up on that statement #loveislandusa

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Idk if I’m emotionally ready to watch this latest episode of love island USA

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

I told my therapist this and she said, “yeaaaa, we need to work on that…” 😬

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

How I feel at work most of the time

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

I had a captain tell me if he wasn’t already bald, today would make him go bald, and I said, “idk I may be bald after today too tbd”

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Corporate America is so toxic. Like why do I have an office bully?

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Does anyone else go to bed thinking about what they want to eat the next day or just me?

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

@fatigued5ever They really do ❤️

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

You ever be at a new job and miss your old work bestie?

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Can’t wait to take myself on a date this weekend to see Mean Girls

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

My ex FaceTimed me once and I said “why do you look like you’re auditioning to be the mayor of Whoville?” You gotta humble them ladies

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

I love that by the end of the night at my birthday last night, all my coworkers wives and girlfriends and me had ended up sitting at a different table than all the guys and were talking shit about them and then started a group chat. This is why I love being a woman

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

It’s hard suffering from dumb bitch syndrome

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

Not me googling if I can eat eggs tomorrow morning since you aren’t supposed to eat chicken on New Years Day 😂

[Megan Dean @megandeany]

I’m in my Chipotle upsets my stomach era. I know the rest of you have been here for awhile, I’m just now catching up 🥴