MadDawg

It ain't easy bein sleazy.
I'm convinced kesha is my twin and we were separated at birth. Or I'm an alien🛸

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Is there an engineering degree based on me trying my absolute bestest?

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Ya ya ya I am Lorde

[👶🏽 @smilelilcrybaby]

Welcome to New Haven,CT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Hello all you #whitelivesmatter racist fucks out there. Here is a video for your cause, enjoy it! #BLMprotest

[MadDawg @megandec1]

And you're just gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Am I the only one still waiting for a 'Super-Dislike' function on Tinder ?

[MadDawg @megandec1]

I'm just gonna go live in a van down by the river

[MadDawg @megandec1]

People who don't cut their sandwiches in triangles are sociopaths

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Birdbox: Look! Free alcohol!

My dumbass:

[MadDawg @megandec1]

The arsonist has weirdly shaped feet.

[MadDawg @megandec1]

It's a yeet or be yeeten type of world

[MadDawg @megandec1]

To whomever lives aboves me,
Please stop moving and loving your life. It is 8pm on a Friday, don't you realize it's about 92 hours past my bedtime.

[MadDawg @megandec1]

I have now been awake for over 70 hours with no end in sight. I'd like to officially state that until I get at least 15 hrs of consecutive sleep, a meal that isn't a protein bar, & 18 margs, I am not responsible for any of my actions.. Consider yourselves warned

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Me: I'm gonna start taking care of myself. Health is important.
Also me:

[MadDawg @megandec1]

My car has already started the *Low Outside Temperature* Warnings... it's gonna be a long winter😐❄

[MadDawg @megandec1]

When you go to a place and buy one of these its "fun" and "quirky," but when I try to drink frose straight out the blender its all "Megan, you need to stop" and "can't you just have one drink, like a normal person?"
https://t.co/j3Czuhpu9Z

[MadDawg @megandec1]

When your professor posts his solutions to the exam review and they are all wrong

[MadDawg @megandec1]

Professor: 'I'm sure none of you have slept with your textbooks under your pillow and just hoped the info would seep into you...'
Me:

[MadDawg @megandec1]

@ScoByrd So do you not have the glasses from 8th grade anymore?