goblin girl

fashion crybaby

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I would have never guessed this in a million years

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

I know my husband is in to deep with the Housewives when he cracks open a beer and says “it’s turtle time”

[Stanley 2 Chainz @vylentdelights]

“If there’s an alley I’m walkin’ through it” -@megandeluxxe

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

@LisaLowbar I see it as their chance to put on a silly little outfit they cool never actually wear to a party

[JP @jpbrammer]

this place still has some magic in it

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

I see you haven’t viewed my story – would you prefer it if I were dead? Let me know! It’s been up for an hour

[👽brittny pierre🪩 @sleep2dream]

Ozempic is hitting every corner of the entertainment industry

[Margaretsnatchr @margaretsnatchr]

What happened to a good ol American bulge? Not an ounce of cock or balls. PASS

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

@DASBUNKER what we need to talk about is what a shitty job the sound guy did during TR/ST 😕

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

@mamaslilchupa we have two

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

I just asked my husband for his thoughts on the male loneliness epidemic and he said “that’s bitch shit homie. join a club or something”

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

@LisaLowbar her mom sucks

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

@TwoTsPod @monicangarcia @TeddiMellencamp @TamraJudgeOC that video monica’s mom posted confirmed everything monica said…she left her 13 year old daughter to live with another family and then tried to act line it was normal or okay and monica was just being dramatic. her mom sucks

[𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕛𝕒’𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 @SONJARlTA]

archie beador:

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Generally, strict parents think their kids are better behaved, but in reality they don’t know their children, or what their children are doing; they only have a relationship with whatever mask their child has learned they must wear around the strictures their parents impose.

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

sorry to be pretentious but I hate when i’m telling someone about a painting I love and they’re trying to argue with me and interpret it wrong when i’ve read multiple articles about it

[goblin girl @megandeluxxe]

one day I will have 14 cats and a facelift and I will finally be happy