🦖 Megan Avery 🐢

💚 Feminist 💪🏻 Still figuring things out while avoiding the sunk cost fallacy

[Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic]

"What's that feeling? Like anger, but deeper."
"Rage?"
"No. Imagine you're fighting a bear and the forest catches fire. You run; the bear chases. And the knowledge that you still need to kill that bear is what helps you outrun the flames."
"Is that...hope?"
"I think it might be."

[🦖 Megan Avery 🐢 @meganeavery]

“Tortoises are the clump clump, turtles are the flip flop” - @Hannahgadsby #Douglas

[Shedd Aquarium @shedd_aquarium]

Turtle time! 🐢 What's the difference between turtles and tortoises? There are many, including body shape, time spent on land vs in the water and more. Learn more about these shelled reptiles on our next episode of #StayHomeWithShedd this Thursday!

[🦖 Megan Avery 🐢 @meganeavery]

@monicaheisey @TheMaeMartin I got my husband one for Christmas and it is 100% worth it! And as fun as it seems

[Mikey Neumann @mikeyface]

Evergreen reminder:

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@_lizharvey Mine is making chili

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@normalpeople 😉

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Unfortunately how our education system operates…

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

manic pixie dream girl implies the existence of depressive gargoyle nightmare girl

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"explain the difference" #DevsFX 😍 @Nick_Offerman

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“I miss hugs!”

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

🦠

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@Caissie Not really classical but the Vitamin String Quartet takes modern music and plays them as instrumental orchestra pieces. I find it super interesting and fun to listen to

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Husband: “sometimes you’re bad at apologizing”

Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way”

*high five*

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Is it cheating if I buy the book the show we’re halfway through is based on and read it? Like just want to know happens!

I’m gonna vote a very hesitant no
@TheSinnerUSA

[The Red Dot @The__RedDot]

Them: Where’s your humility?

Me: ... I had to make room for my self esteem.

[Women Who Code @WomenWhoCode]

Tag someone that needs to hear this today ❤️

#developer #programmer #womenintech

[Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger]

opening a spa called resting bitch face where women can go to rest their bitch faces in peace

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The most important part of my husband is his heart, it’s at the center of everything he does

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@theawkwardyeti once again sees straight into my head