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That’s when I found that bacon in my purse the other day

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Look at me
Not eating snacks

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Is it gum disease? Or existential dread 🤔

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This is the year that’s gonna end me

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Man that bear’s got a long tail!
Oh wait
It’s pooping

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Quirkin’ hard or hardly quirkin’?

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You know I sneezed today and my back didn’t hurt.
I think this acupuncture is helping

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Back on my basket weaving bullsh*t

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This is some real horse belly.
And I’m sick of it

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The candy is my carryon

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There could be a tickle I don’t come back from.

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Two turtles mating is hard shell porn?

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Gotta eat eat eat
eat that PAper

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*eats candy with wrapper still on

I’d like to see some other bitch try to live like me

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Every house should have a shaft

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He’s not a player he just crushes a lot

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The cheese is moldy. I ate some.
“You just cut that part off”
It was shredded cheese

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Him: Does the cat need a treat?
Me: Don’t start sh*t if there ain’t sh*t

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Bring em in bring em in waahhhht

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Never start stoppin’ bike shorts!