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I have no idea what I am doing

[megs @meganface_]

@Ticketmaster_AU I have tickets for the rescheduled confidence man gig in Melbourne on the 17th July, as I try to view my new tickets, it states they are cancelled on my email however when I log in on the app the tickets are there but I can't open them

[megs @meganface_]

@Ticketek_AU I had tickets for the original confidence man show in Sydney but have not received any tickets or information about the rescheduled event. I have been unable to contact you via phone or email, hoping you could help here.

[String @Mighty_BofA]

@tommyhale91 @JimMFelton I only recently found out about crumb trays on toasters. Years of turning them upside down.

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[b.b @benoobrown]

Why does Easter egg chocolate taste so much better than every other bit of chocolate??

[megs @meganface_]

Mad how its cheaper to get a dominos in Australia than it is to get a meal deal in the UK

[megs @meganface_]

Giving me coffee has the same effect as giving a 5 yr old coffee I think

[megs @meganface_]

@Fran_Oconnor Ahhh so exciting!!

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

Can confirm; this is NOT one of the 11 herbs and spices...

[megs @meganface_]

Marmite is so hard to spread evenly I really struggle

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me bored as fuck in Joe’s glass box while he’s out getting food and helping random children

[megs @meganface_]

Just managed to drag myself out of bed today and the sun has already gone down 🙃

[megs @meganface_]

Hungover and full of cheese

[Dhyey @dhyey802]

BBC iPlayer checking to see if you have a TV license

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

[megs @meganface_]

Cardiff's christmas lights are wank