megan

[strictly offense 🥅 @Shelovestevo]

Fuck sex let’s sit down and figure out why you been lying to me from beginning bitch

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

He blocked for life.

[HIAMHIGH @hi_amhigh]

Me anytime I ran out of weed

[trevor @trevorngl]

Mind you….we’ve only been talking for 3 days

[popsee @qopsee99]

I could fuck up a chicken case idea rn

[ari ☆🏹 @ariaellla]

We need to beat on niggas more.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

it’s strict out here omg 😭😭😭😭😭

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like: "i got a lot going on" and it's just another bitch

[TASJÉ @TASJEJ]

Niggas think you wanna use them for shit you do on a regular Tuesday with your friends

[masha @masha_slp]

if u think a man is lying
he is
good night

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

let's normalize leaving me alone if you:
- don't have money
- not an eater
- won't worship me
- are a loser

[Jum @JesterJum]

"Austism didnt exist in my day"

Also, this is INSANELY impressive how any human mind can process this

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[A @seattleiminyou]

Ditch Starbucks go to your local Vietnamese place!! Their coffee will make you feel like you’re on every drug at once

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

it takes me 2 months to calm down please don't fck with me

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like sorry that’s my emotional support ex gf

[human @vladimirlesbian]

What job can I work that doesn’t require me to get up early or stay late, I don’t have to work weekends or more than 3 day a week, caps at no more than 20 hours a week, pays $100 an hour after taxes, doesn’t have a dress code or require a drug test, with no math required