lil ma megs

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Someone found my old air pods and changed them to be named “pimp pods” 😭 ts is crazy

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Credit score up another 30 points today🥳 that makes it 114 points higher now in just 5 months😎 DOING THE DAMN THING!!!

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument"

Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Hiring the little neighbor kid to do my driveway for $10 every morning it snows has gotta be the best decision I’ve ever made but the poor guy kept reshoveling where the snow was falling… I had to tell him it’s okay to go home cause the snows not gunna stop😭

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Not a dayum thang

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

my intentions are always pure bc wtf do i really need from you

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

it sucks being super observant person because i notice every little thing in every action and i literally get sad over the smallest things

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

ASAP

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i need to get rich immediately so i can freely explore shit like this

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I’m so happy I was raised the way I was, I didn’t appreciate it back then, but babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, the way some of yall talk, think, speak, get over, scheme, lie, back door, & back stab.. thankful for the integrity, morals & dignity I was taught ‼️

[¥ @laylanaiim]

-stay away from “friends” that do these things :

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Mannn let them try me after a long day of work I’ll be READY

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Strangers have been spotted on house cameras across the country.

[ak not ok @KabraAakanksha]

My husband ladies and gentlemen

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

Listen to people.. they tell you exactly who they are...listen to them, not your idea of who you hoped them to be

[Chef Bri @alleyeson_bri]

Heavy on……I’m not mad at you. That’s who you are. That’s your character. Be that character, but I don’t have to deal with it.

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

And I am constantly reminded why I cannot have roommates…
I already have a child let’s not add to the bunch lmao I am NOT yo mama boy.

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Eli wakes up, rolls over to cuddle me and whispered something…
At least I thought it was him until he said “huh??? What was that?”
Looooooord get me out of here what do you MEAAAAN

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

$350+ in tips and I didn’t see a cent of it 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💔
I cannot WAIT to be done training

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

Scary

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Dubai airport looks like an apocalyptic movie. Videos of the flooding are insane.

I’ve seen some blaming climate change when the cause is actually from the use of weather modification.

Cloud seeding where chemicals are sprayed in clouds to create rain caused this. We recently banned this practice in my home state of Tennessee.

Anytime you modify the weather you open yourself up to unintended consequences.

[lil ma megs @meganhoffius]

New job has me getting up at 5:45 but my mind and body doesn’t ever let me go to bed on time ): exhausted is an understatement