Meg

probably running late for something

[Meg @megankahoun]

I can buy myself flowers, but I can also chose not to bc I’m #financiallyresponsible

[Meg @megankahoun]

Sports. Football. Target??

[Meg @megankahoun]

Tis the season where anyone I’ve ever bought something from is sending me a pointless email

[Meg @megankahoun]

Why get Taylor Swift tickets when Shania Twain is going on tour

[Meg @megankahoun]

Community Facebook groups are really just Mean Girls in their 50s

[Meg @megankahoun]

@Venmo @megan-kahoun

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

outlook: I'm the most powerful office tool ever made. I can search every email you've ever received and keep track of the meetings you have six months from now

me: I would like to still view an attachment after someone replies to the email

outlook: [confused hissing]

[Meg @megankahoun]

@apfahler34 And close the door behind you

[Meg @megankahoun]

@Venmo megan-kahoun

[Meg @megankahoun]

Best early birthday present ❤️❤️❤️

[Meg @megankahoun]

Why does “randomly selected additional security screening” never feel random…

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Meg @megankahoun]

Broke up with spectrum today and I’ve never felt more free

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest it is customary to accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount “thank you I got it cheap at Kohls”

[Meg @megankahoun]

Is “Bluetooth” really the best name they could come up with

[Meg @megankahoun]

nothing like a tsa agent pulling my menstrual cup out of my bag and asking me to explain what it is

[Chris Davis @RevChrisDavis]

I have been pro-life my whole life

It drove our decision to adopt 3 children

We have donated to Crisis Pregnancy Centers

Until recently it has driven our voting

Yet I have not been able to celebrate
#RoeVsWadeOverturned—a former dream—like I thought I would.

Why?

A 🧵

[Meg @megankahoun]

I wonder if my chiropractor treats dogs too

[Meg @megankahoun]

Urban jungle

[Meg @megankahoun]

This tweet is remarkable in so many ways

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

My mother was born in China, grew up in China, and I think @PandaExpress is some of the best Chinese food in America. I had fried rice and teriyaki chicken tonight and it was great!