megan

my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government

[megan @megankj22]

@moebiusduck @pourfairelevide Your students are very lucky to have a teacher like you! I would also make the argument that the prof was in the right, letting students know ahead of time they’d be critiqued equally and privately, but you’re right, it only works if they offer helpful solutions without judgement

[megan @megankj22]

@politicalmath Some crazy fun shark facts for him!
Sharks are older than:
-trees
-the Atlantic Ocean
-the rings of Saturn
-the North Star!
The oldest shark still alive is older than Issac newton!
Sharks have been around for 450 million years! (Dinosaurs went extinct 66 million years go!)

[megan @megankj22]

@ADHDForReal Oh hell yeah, I’ve got a phobia of orca whales AND butterflies

[megan @megankj22]

@markusSli @dahaws @HazelAppleyard_ Dolphins are cetaceans (marine mammals, same classification as whales) also they don’t have legs

[megan @megankj22]

@immortal_sea @WilliamMart1976 @TruWordsRSpoken @notcapnamerica Tangerines are lovely,
At best they’re very sweet
A little bit of tang,
But truly they’re quite neat
They’re best when they’re in season,
Either way they’re nice to eat
Unless you have an allergy,
They really are a year-round treat!

[megan @megankj22]

@kaavyya Tbh he’d probably be fine with it, especially because it saves paper and waste

[megan @megankj22]

@angel_0f_deathx @hotsmartperson Also 40-60% of homeless people actually have jobs but can’t afford housing, and over 50% of Americans are ONE paycheck away from homelessness. The government Isn’t fixing the system! Instead they turn citizens agains the homeless so they can use the tax money however they want

[megan @megankj22]

@LetsBakeAPie @justin__cooks @ITYSL_memes This is a reference from “I think you should leave” (on Netflix) the comedy sketch show, highly recommend, it won a few Emmy’s, never laughed so hard in my life

[megan @megankj22]

@Normal_Writing @lenkozaki @astro1095 @ap0c4lypso @d7xvy59dbf @MucahitTom Correct, as far as I can tell

[megan @megankj22]

@chunkyfila @realaccountyeah It’s a 4 episode documentary really

[megan @megankj22]

@sadlifeebro If you don’t say”road work ahead uhhh yeah I sure hope it does” when you see a sign you’re gonna get in a car crash

[megan @megankj22]

@FilledwithUrine I averaged 4 problems per minute… class average was 25. I was the highest scoring student in math but this is how they figured out I also had dyslexia. Hated that shit, bane of my existence

[megan @megankj22]

@vhsbubbline I cannot stop shouting “WHAT THE FUCK” I literally had my jaw dropped the whole episode I shit you not

[megan @megankj22]

@zachklein Make it into a museum! Or sell it to a museum! This is dope

[megan @megankj22]

@TessaH @opinionsnotmine @ItsSamG So they can afford food

[megan @megankj22]

@destroil1 How do you feel about the $14 billion just gifted to Israel?

[megan @megankj22]

@Ancient_Masc @lporiginalg To discuss rather than debate, here are some points:
1. Most American families cannot survive without a dual income household
2. You are saying the only two options for women are being slaves to capitalism or slaves to their husbands, who are slaves to capitalism themselves

[megan @megankj22]

@CelesteFinally Love this! I’m a server and suggested switching from “hey guys, what can I get started for you?” to “hey everyone, what can I get started for you?” We’ve all felt more comfortable and respectful with our guests, and want our guests to feel comfortable and respected as well!

[megan @megankj22]

@iamharaldur My fav line from a song is “having money isn’t everything, not having it is”