Megan Kutchner

[Megan Kutchner @megankutchner]

Ugh I love the envista but I hate the placement of the brake lights, it’s such a huge safety issue

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[Roscoe Smith IV @LoneStarLegendX]

Fun Fact: There are 0 data centers in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Martha’s Vineyard, or Palm Beach, Florida.

Fact check it.

If they’re so great, then why aren’t they going in the elite’s neighborhoods?

[meena⁷🕸️ @finalzuku]

fanon makes us forget that the avengers were such a shit team😭 never got along and barely liked each other. they literally fought each other in EVERY MOVIE

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

Unexplained activity?

[Megan Kutchner @megankutchner]

As someone with hypersomnia, permanent daylight savings time would be a nightmare. I have such a hard time getting up in the morning already — getting up in the winter and sunrise not being until nearly 9AM? I’m going to make my pulmonologist rich

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Ban Flock cameras immediately

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

You're telling me that Flock cameras have the capabilities to track a woman across multiple states to track if she got an abortion and a man who crossed state lines for weed, but they aren't being used for finding missing kids or get a glimpse of Mitch McConnell returning home?

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

we have one

[𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐞 ✧ @lichwood_]

i drew sheepstealer for smaugust day 6!! ive gotta draw a fullbody of him at some point because his wings look so cool!!

#smaugust2026 #smaugustday6 #smaugust #hotd #houseofthedragon #sheepstealer #hotdsheepstealer #dragons #dragonart

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn't have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

[coochie scout @shifushiguro]

Yall want USPS gone but when yall old ass grandparents that live in butt fuck middle of nowhere can’t get they medicine then it’ll be a problem eh? When mimi die it’s gonna be real sad won’t it?

[Megan Kutchner @megankutchner]

There are honest to god at least a hundred cicada killers nesting? in my backyard, and now they’re at war with the birds who have just discovered they can dig up their buried cicadas to eat. There are stray cicada wings all over our back patio, it’s something from a horror movie

[Megan Kutchner @megankutchner]

How do I tell her that the thought of being in a relationship of any kind makes me feel sick to my stomach. Like I want to peel my skin off

[Megan Kutchner @megankutchner]

My mom went out of her way to point out that I’m the only grandkid in the family not in a long term relationship. GEE THANKS

[liz¨̮ 🖤💙 @Lahizzz]

If you kill both of my son's the night before my daughter's wedding because you're driving plastered, I'm not forgiving you either? You can get fucked.