Megan Lachowski

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[Megan Lachowski @meganlachowski]

@ameliachappelow SAME

[Megan Lachowski @meganlachowski]

@paulscheer @iircade if only you lived in Sacramento instead of LA, I work at a lil construction company that has a master cabinet maker on staff

[Megan Lachowski @meganlachowski]

@NatelandPodcast i just listened to the Country Music ep and someone please tell me that when @dustyslay was in Corvallis he learned how to pronounce the name of the city properly 😭

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@GretaThunberg I want to be Greta Thunberg when I grow up

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Honestly — I loved #TheBansheesofInisherin and this makes a LOT of sense because his connection with Jenny the Donkey was unparalleled! Also, the way he speaks about “aloneness” vs “loneliness” — Colin Farrell you will ALWAYS be famous https://t.co/FNrSVQfUVv

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

The Princess Diaries 3 movie will heal our broken nation.

[preston @prestovision]

dentists after assuring me the x-ray machine is harmless

[a @thisisnotahmad]

it’s ryan gosling day

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

Colin Farrell’s the nicest celebrity I ever served at 3am at Fred 62. He sat at the counter and ordered a tuna melt, then later called me over and said, very thoughtfully, “these fries are really fucking good.”

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never poured gasoline all over 44 billion dollars and set it the fuck on fire

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

republican fundraiser emails: THEY WANT YOU DEAD!!!

democrat fundraiser emails: we blew it, i’m so sorry about everything, seriously crying rn (please open)

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she'll vote her own rights away 'cause of gas prices.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[ً @oscarbeingcute]

oscar turning poe's head to lupita. IM CRYING

[Elizabeth Deanna Morris Lakes @exclamate_]

If you're looking for the Jeph Jacques tweets that got him kicked off Twitter baby you know I screenshotted all of them

[amir @blumenfeld]

Drunk guy breaking up with his girlfriend (who cheated on him with a director) — Well I’m sorry I’m not fricken Stevin Spillsberg or or or