Megan Lovitz

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[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

I have eyelash glue stuck in my eyelashes for i think the rest of my life

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

@ThingsDaniSay I didn't download the app. This just had to be tweeted

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

"South 44th street is the next stop on our stop parade!" Get me outta here

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

Now he's whistling

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

He just said "Here we gooo!" as we pulled away from a stop

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

My bus driver announces every stop like an old fashioned train conductor, and I'm genuinely scared. #wheresmyusualbusdriver #neveragain

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

@puertoricwitch Haha yesss

[Jay Brannan @jaybrannan]

"I can't stop thinking about iced lemon pound cake." --Anonymous, Sept. 28, 2017

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Taking kindness for weakness is a sign of stupidity.

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

who makes bacon in an office setting

[Jay Brannan @jaybrannan]

Is Facebook over yet? 😒

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

well maybe we wouldn't sound so BAD if SOME people didn't try to play with BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

i am not liable for anything i do or say before my morning cup of coffee. #happystpattysday

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

Magneto's theme song is stuck in my head. So basically my day has been fantastic #xmenday

[Megan Lovitz @MeganLovitz]

Leslie Knope is who I aspire to be