Megan Speed

(She/her)

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Me: why is every single Christmas song making me cry this week???
My cycle tracker:

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Me: *just trying to sell my old clothes and make a couple bucks on Poshmark*
Men:

[MissSteno @MissSteno]

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[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@kmurph423 HAHAHA I’m sorry because this would have traumatized me but that is fucking hilarious

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

104 days of summer vacation starts now

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Ty

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

All I want for Christmas is for @waterparks to release Brainwashed so I can stop listening to it on YouTube, pls and ty

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

Happy #PiDay! Drop a 🥧 in the comments if your love of pastry is irrational and goes on forever.

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@xowackiejackie That adds up

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@_ohsusannah Ughhh Nanny

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@kmurph423 @SetItOff @simpleplan @Sum41 I’m literally so glad you tweeted this because I had no idea and we would have shown up tomorrow 🤡

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@_ohsusannah Sad

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

The worst part about being a person who menstruates is that you basically have a 1 in 4 chance to be on your period on your birthday (it’s me I’m on my period on my birthday and I’m grumpy)

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Happy one year of food freedom to me!! 365 whole days of relearning how to listen to my body 🥰

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@alexvant0nder @SDDistAtty @SummerStephan @sdut That is…not a thing. I’m literally so confused where you got this idea.

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Accidentally captioned web sex instead of Webex today. Nice!!!!

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

Why do I never remember cold brew is a bad idea until it’s too late?

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

@lura_gleb Yay!!!

[Megan Speed @meganlspeed]

I knew my parents were desperate for grandchildren, but I didn’t realize how bad it was until my dad started referring to himself as Grandpa every time my sister’s cat is in the house