Megan McCormick

Humboldt State alumna🌲✌Biology❤️

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[Daniel Eaton @CoachEaton94]

Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Being an adult is mostly just being tired, wondering how to cancel plans, and figuring out how you hurt your back.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

You’ve got to be really dialed into exactly who you are to the one hundredth power or you’re just everyone else.

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

You dare to call me crazy, have you looked around this place?

[Bobby Buchanan @CoachBBuchanan]

Some of y’all’s Mamaw’s were icy 🥶

Never letting this video fade out. The arm actions, foot patterns & transfers; Impeccable. Solid display of some good baseball.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave out weed and cookies tonight!

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Low key our thirties are about to be fire.

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

@D_Daye7 👏👏

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

How does someone like Mac Miller leave us so early when he had so much to teach to our lost souls??

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Restaurants are open, we're starting to get tan again, marijuana is legalized, rosé and calamari season is upon us. March, you did better this time.

[Steve-O @steveo]

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

Maybe I’m the one to blame
A little jacked up inside my brain

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

Yes... I’m that person blasting music and vacuuming at midnight 🙈 I’m sorry! My house needs to be cleaned and this is the only time I have 😅

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

@brock_jennings1 I’ve burnt all my eyelashes off only on one eye before when lighting a bowl 🤣 that just made me think of it and I totally get it! Haha

[Megan McCormick @MeganMac26]

The wine, the beer, the whiskey.. they always get me 🙃