Megan Meyer

You can find me by the food table

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

THIS TWEET DID NOT AGE WELL

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

It’s 2019 can’t we all just work from home

[Hailee Steinfeld Source @SteinfeldSource]

Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen for Halloween

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

Give them both a pdf, first one that can rotate it gets to be president

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Nickelodeon needs to do a presidential debate like they did for the Super Bowl. Presidential debate live from bikini bottom…. This would be so much more hopeful if I was watching doodlebob draw a mustache on Joe Biden

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

“sir i’m gonna need you to step out of the vehicle and walk in a straight line.”

justin timberlake:

[timberket @timberket]

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

usher & lil Jon: “YEAH… YEAH”

me:

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

don’t invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking bc i’ll just go home

[Emma Dubs @emmaadubss]

When someone asks how you’ve been and you reply “livin the dream”

[Z-Bot @ZbotTweets]

Carries the Bills Carries the groceries

🤝

Josh Allen

JA reusable grocery bags now @ Wegmans.

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

@chazelet_ THEY DID & I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING IT

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

I mean I’ve never seen these 2 in the same room ..

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

Easily my favorite thread

[40 acres and azul ᓚᘏᗢ. @amoejii]

If you actually go back and watch SpongeBob that shit is really comedy

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

@michael_capizzi He looked pretty baked to me

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

lol

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

"At this point in my life I've never been as focused and locked in on football as I am now" -- Josh Allen

[Jax Taylor @mrjaxtaylor]

Ariana

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

@chazelet_ SAME

[Megan Meyer @megannmeyer_]

@chazelet_ OMG

[XIX @djcarrr]

saying “no” to things is just as important as saying yes.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

them: you aren’t worried about today’s game??
me: no
them: why not?????
me: