Megan O.

“above average at being average” -my boss

[Megan O. @megano369]

Really needed this

[📎 @Iithosphere]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[Megan O. @megano369]

I feel like we moved from body positivity to pilates far too quickly

[Megan O. @megano369]

@Conrad_Wilson looks like Ellen

[cacee rae @caceerae]

my sister chelsey & her boyfriend were hit on their motorcycle by a drunk off duty cop in my hometown of springfield illinois. the cops at the scene turned off their body cams and fed the drunk officer water and gum to sober him up for 6+ hours & only gave him a traffic ticket

[Megan O. @megano369]

Happy Sunday to me and everyone else who had @ChicagoBears defense #beardown

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If the last month of America politics was movie there wouldn't be 1 person in the theater who wouldn't be like "blah this is so predictable. Obviously the Secret Service was in on the assassination attempt".

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I commend the actions taken by the Springfield State’s Attorney’s office. While we wait for the case to be prosecuted, let us pray to comfort the grieving.

Congress must pass the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act to increase trust and accountability in America’s police force.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Sonya’s family deserves justice. I am heartbroken for her children and family as they face this unthinkable and senseless loss.

Jill and I mourn with the rest of the country and our prayers are with Sonya’s family, loved ones, and community during this devastating time.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Sonya Massey, a beloved mother, friend, daughter, and young Black woman, should be alive today.

Sonya’s death at the hands of a police officer reminds us that all too often Black Americans face fears for their safety in ways many of the rest of us do not.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Megan O. @megano369]

Betting on Usher wearing skates ✅✅✅

[Megan O. @megano369]

The pop ups on Spotify have gotten out of hand

[Megan O. @megano369]

No one ever talks about how awkward it feels to sit down when you’re getting a pedicure at the nail salon

[Megan O. @megano369]

MIZZOU FOOTBALL IS BACK🫡

[ESPN @espn]

DOWN GOES NO. 15 K-STATE!

A 61-YARD FIELD ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME FOR MIZZOU!

[Megan O. @megano369]

MEVIS IS A MONSTER

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

THE THICCER KICKER SAYS FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF kANSAS

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THICCER THE KICKER FROM WAYYYYY DOWNTOWN!

MIZZOU!!!!! @BarstoolMizzou

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs win!

Final: #Cubs 5, Cardinals 1.

[Jonny @PingInTheNorth]

MIKE SUPERMAX TAUCHMAN

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

HOLY COW!! MIKE TAUCHMAN!

CUBS WIN!

[Megan O. @megano369]

Nothing says loss of dignity like waiting for the Plato’s closet girl to deny all your clothes