Your Favorite Megan

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

When you go to an eye appointment and scare your partner by texting them that "the doctor dislocated my eyes and now I can't see", instead of dilated my eyes. Oops!

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

Wine and Nine Hops night! Last date night before I become an Elijah.

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus Even Freya wants to partake

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He's your nurse today. The good news is that your X-rays show you're filled with bones. The bad news is that he wants them. 14/10

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

things Tanya should have done in this situation:

1. used any of their phones
2. taken the stairs at the back of the yacht
3. jumped into the water
4. taken off those heels before jumping into the boat
5. just waited for help
6. literally anything else

#TheWhiteLotus

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus @rachelxxrock I think Freya's adjusting quite well

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

Happy birthday to my favorite PIC, @KalCaedus! You mean the world to me and I can't wait to celebrate all future birthdays with you!

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

When "The Sound of Silence" is forever ruined because all you picture when you hear it is Gob Bluth

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

I'm officially old. I just yelled at some random kids out front playing with a construction cone because one hit my car with it, then hollered at the other kid to find another cone to play with

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus I love you and am incredibly lucky to have you as my PIC!

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

I love @truffsauce and was looking forward to sharing my favorite sauce as Christmas presents this year, but my order never shipped and then when I tried to cancel it, I never received confirmation for a refund. I thought a month would be plenty of time. I'm beyond devastated...

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus Poor Peggy!

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

Poor Ginsberg (...and his right nipple)
#MadMen

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

Thanks @KalCaedus for introducing me to @wearesheppard! They were definitely my favorite group to listen to this year!

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

When you ask Alexa to add Duraflames to your shopping list and she responds, "Derek Flames added"

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@KalCaedus Ummm... is there something I should know?

[Your Favorite Megan @meganretter]

@SparklingIce @KalCaedus always has our fridge stocked with Sparkling Ice
#Sweepstakes