Meg

everyday is taco tuesday if you want it to be

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

Leave the keys, Scottie will lock up.

[Texas Instruments Education @TICalculators]

Oh! Do you mean these plushies?

[Adam Christensen @adamisbless_ed]

Hold up let em cook

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Spring starts on Monday, but today is the official start of “leaving a jacket in the car and making Adam get it when I’m cold” season

[Meg @meganschmidty]

If you want to be a good parent, never allow your child to be born in December

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Why did a Kroger commercial just make me cry?

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Adam just said we can’t play colors at our community pool because it’s weird when you’re 24 and 25 years old

Also on an unrelated note the wedding is off

[Meg @meganschmidty]

@tyler_james28 All restaurants are applebeeses unless it is a chilis

[Meg @meganschmidty]

It’s funny how we call common things by a specific brand’s name.

Lip balm = Chapstick
Nose tissue = Kleenex
Restaurant = Applebees

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Nothing pops off harder than Boise during the first warm weekend of the year 👾

[Meg @meganschmidty]

You know in elementary school when you had to read a bunch of survival books?

I was 90% sure that by this time in my life I would have been stranded in the Alaskan wilderness with a Swiss Army knife and rope.

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Me: … so I was doing that and…
Adam: and you starting crying?
Me: I started crying!
Adam: yeah I knew where that was going

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Me during my midterm which is to talk for 10 minutes or “until as long as what you say is correct mathematically and complete”

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Future me hasn’t had a day off in years

[Meg @meganschmidty]

“Winding road next 99 miles” -state sign 4 hours into our 8.5 hour drive

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Two things with the same energy:
1. Keep my name out of your mouth
2. Keep my email out of your cc

[Meg @meganschmidty]

*only drinks coffee
*gets 4 hours of sleep
*skips meals

*takes 2 gummy vitamins every day

“It’s so important to take care of your body”

[Meg @meganschmidty]

When I see my friends on zoom calls and they smile, I smile back at them...

[Meg @meganschmidty]

Happy 4th from your favorite dynamic duo❤️💙💥🎆