Megan McCarthy

Desperately denying the rise into middle classdom.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

Anyone have any recommendations for a local gardener in Chester? Looking for someone to chop a few feet off my monster bay tree and attack some ivy. @ShitChester #chester #chestertweets

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@Annabuttercup Go to posh venues and they have them out on the tables for you to steal.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@beldrury Do I want to get away with it?

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@Raisinmeister @pittso Fundamentally disagree and have had a mental note never to accept a biscuit from you.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

So bloomin’ proud of Lola at the street party. So many kids and other dogs running about and she is serving good girl settle. #rescuedog #streetparty

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@tobytarrant Jurassic World Evolution. Full days of my life lost screaming at guests to stop being eaten.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

Is it a British bank holiday if you’re not having a beer in the rain?

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@swabthedec @liamwithnail @gardensocialCH1 Cafe Laffe at @gardensocialCH1 !

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

Submerged skatepark at The Cop today. Dog hurt and confused. Submerged @ShitChester

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@club_album Are you still in Commo & instantly recogniseable?

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@club_album Definitely did not forget about this and am definitely not already two drinks in somewhere else…

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@Raisinmeister @StoryhouseLive Not weird to go to alone.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

Me every year watching the girls team on #TheApprentice

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@DEATHBYTACOS_ I hope you are sat behind someone who reclines on the flight home.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

@Annabuttercup 69A

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

Does anyone know of anywhere in Chester city centre that serves 0%/alcohol-free spirits? No beers, soz. #chester #chestertweets #shitchester

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[Megan McCarthy @megansmccarthy]

First day back at work post-holiday and in deep “why should the toad work squat on my life” mode. Plz send lottery win, thnks.