Megan jaclyn

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

This tweet hasn’t aged well

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

I honestly love my job. It’s so stressful and I’m emotionally traumatised daily but god I love it. I wouldn’t ever do anything else.

[Jack Fowler @_JackFowler_]

YOU’RE NOT MISSING OUT ON SHIT WHEN YOUR BUSY GETTING YOUR LIFE TOGETHER & WORKING TOWARDS YOUR DREAMS & GOALS

[thursday. @freebandbxndit2]

I need Tesco staff, BT engineers and Primark workers on this year’s Love Island. The whole influencer/model thing is mad tired

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

@LawrieWilson Yes I can totally relate to this, and it is incredibly frustrating. Or when someone is going so slow in front, and your like ‘I am literally set to the speed limit’ how is that even possible?!

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

Cruise control on a motorway is just incredibly satisfying.

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

🇬🇷 The Greeks call it 'Meze'
🇪🇸 The Spanish call it 'Tapas'
🇫🇷 The French call it 'Hors d'oeuvre'

🇬🇧 British mums after it reaches above 12° call it 'picky bits in the garden'

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

Nothing worse than waving at someone you think you know, and it turning out to be someone you really don’t.

[Nath @NathBarratt]

There is absolutely 0 reasons that appeal to me to go Dubai on holiday, zero

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

@everybdyh8sryan Oh wow I’m a thick bastard

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

My adult evening routing is: get home, chill, get into bed for 8pm. Riveting.

[tochi @tochichels]

whenever I watch shows like Love Island or Love Is Blind the first thing I think about is how they got that much annual leave

[Saoirse Treacy @SaoirseTreacy_]

My toxic trait is driving as slow as I possibly can when the car behind me is annoying me and driving on top of me literally just to annoy them as much as theyre annoying me :) :) :)

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

@Hats901 Honestly I was like surely you haven’t just said that 😂😂 now I’m rotting away feeling like death

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

To the girl in Woodies Saturday night bragging in the toilet about testing positive for Covid, fuck you as this twat now has it. May of not been directly you, but I don’t care, your getting the blame.

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

Anyone else’s mum love her Alexa? Nothing more annoying than asking your mum a question and she goes ‘HEY ALEXA’.

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

@che1seyf And the fact that those plastic spiral hair bands don’t last more than one use due to the overstretch and they never bounce back the same :(

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

I wish we could fast forward Tik toks to get to the good bit.

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

I had a dream last night that I tested positive for Covid. Jesus Christ this shit is turning me sideways.

[George Lineker @GeorgeLineker]

Wrath of Man is a big film. Jason Statham is an animal

[Megan jaclyn @megansmiith_]

I honestly love my job. It’s so stressful and I’m emotionally traumatised daily but god I love it. I wouldn’t ever do anything else.