megan🤩

sometimes I’m funny, most of the time I’m sleepy

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

so this guy walks in asking about a supercharger… and well, now we’re here

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

@united No one is getting back to me. My flight left this morning with MY seat open. Wtf is going on?

[Kyle Seeley @theKyleSeeley]

92.57% of America watching the #Debates2024 https://t.co/SYTlKu5CvG

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

so far 27 has been: Covid round 3 and fidget spinner rings

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Its been a shit year for me

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“stay hydrated”

me being hydrated:

[amanda @amandabb__]

WASH YOUR WATER BOTTLE

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

don’t get confused I’m still poor I’m just financially ✨irresponsible✨

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

why tf do I talk myself out of buying a new pair of shoes but didn’t flinch dropping a grand on my car 🥴

[bear @iamblackbear]

i woke up & stared at the ceiling for hours

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

look at all these chickens

[priscilla @tesfayeeeee]

It’s September 1st

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

intention is important, can’t get what you want out of life if your heart is in the wrong place

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Sorry I didn’t reply I’ve been on tik tok for two hours watching someone restock their refrigerator and pantry. My bad.

[megan🤩 @megansonger_]

above all else, he’s my best friend