(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV
@butchbeargirl I like that celebrini isn’t even most similar to a fictional hockey player, he’s most similar to a gay barista who wants to go to art school (?) 😭
One thing I love about Canada is that if something happens that we are immensely proud of, we say it is a Heritage Minute.
Something uniquely Canadian that has become a term of celebration.