megan

i was annoying all my ‘normal’ followers so now im here when i retweet whatever my fangirl shit 🙂‍↕️

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[megan @megantayronto]

@shereeny @ughfinewhatever you can do this without having shazam downloaded

[Amit Mann @Amit_Mann]

Somebody tell Kawhi the Eglinton LRT is done. He’s gonna be thrilled.

[cly @tribecalledrags]

(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

she should be in the club

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Mein Gen Z Arsch könnte nie gecucked werden. Nach 5min da rumsitzen würd ich anfangen Reels zu scrollen 😂😂😂😂

[The Toronto Zoo @TheTorontoZoo]

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦🍁 From the animals, staff, and volunteers here at your Toronto Zoo, we wish you a safe, fun, and memorable Canada Day! ❤️🤍

[sneep @sneepsnorp3d]

let’s be red shapes with mama ❤️

[megan @megantayronto]

@butchbeargirl I like that celebrini isn’t even most similar to a fictional hockey player, he’s most similar to a gay barista who wants to go to art school (?) 😭

[Soph ❦ @ciaocupid]

Yeah I think about this poem way too much

[jacey @erikatheecasier]

being on meds in this weather

[bald lorde @GayPublix]

When you’re holding a hammer everything looks like a nail

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

Just a momma and her baby frolicking in the stream.
I often wonder if they have memories like we do since they do remember people and places.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

One thing I love about Canada is that if something happens that we are immensely proud of, we say it is a Heritage Minute.
Something uniquely Canadian that has become a term of celebration.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

A history-making goal for Canada 🇨🇦

#FIFAWorldCup