megan

overly caffeinated and curious. journalism and political science @SFU.

[megan @meganvanderlee]

my heart is like a package with a fragile label on it

[megan @meganvanderlee]

how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

[megan @meganvanderlee]

“bad dopamine from social media” -ad on social media

[megan @meganvanderlee]

feeling tense. past and present.

[megan @meganvanderlee]

@anamericangod fuck 😔

[megan @meganvanderlee]

did you hear my covert narcissism disguised as altruism like I’m some kind of congressman?

[megan @meganvanderlee]

as a Canadian, we all sincerely apologize for the monstrosity that is Caillou

[megan @meganvanderlee]

if I were reincarnated as a spider, I would do the world a favour and kill myself

[megan @meganvanderlee]

restless legs win again. why am i sleepy but my legs aren’t? how the hell does that work?

[megan @meganvanderlee]

you know your marketing team is fucking with you when… @loblawco

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

saying good morning to people while on a walk is some of the most wholesome behavior you can get involved in all day

[Oliver Reeve @FeltonR]

A 7 week old puppy got brought into the clinic to be euthanised tonight. Very sad. Any way, meet my new son.

[megan @meganvanderlee]

it’s difficult to be a person looking for depth in a shallow culture

[megan @meganvanderlee]

malaria would be a beautiful name for a baby

[megan @meganvanderlee]

I still have flashbacks of square dancing in elementary school

[megan @meganvanderlee]

therapist: what brings you to therapy?
a$ap rocky: I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

mushrooms are crazy. they range from being nice on a pizza to being a burger patty substitute to offering a life-changing psychedelic experience that alters your perception of existence forever to just straight up ending your life after eating them. shout out mushrooms.

[Mo Amir 🪬 @vancolour]

If you're the leader of a political party, how many different communities do you have to anger before you resign?

Asking for a friend.

[megan @meganvanderlee]

@sqwabb that’s the spirit