Megan Walker

Licenced Makeup Artist and Esthetician! 25. History, animal, Marvel enthusiast!
My Instagram: meganeileenwalker

[𝕬𝖎𝖉𝖆⁷ 🥢🔻 @graveyardcrow_]

"bible says this" & "bible says that" you know what my favourite part of the bible is??;!;! the one when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress or to act, tells men to gouge out their eyes & to cut off their hands if they're incapable of controlling themselves & their urges

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Men can’t even speak up in their own group chats. Y’all are scared of EACH OTHER but expect us to feel safe around you? lol got it

[‏ً @itsnwts]

A friend of mine told me she fell asleep during a tattoo and the male tattooist woke her up in a panic saying “hey if you’re not CONSCIOUS I can’t tattoo you”

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS UNCONSCIOUS YOU DO NOT TOUCH THEM.

[g @34rths]

Stop giving a man the benefit of the doubt and starting doubting the benefit of a man

[zoe? @zosafinaa]

this argument that she “consented to a threesome” is ridiculous bc even if she consented to a threesome, that’s not consent to being gang banged by 7 men for 7 hours. are yall stupid??

[sloane⋆˚꩜｡ @MoonDreams_333]

Help spread their faces.

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

He cannot be sworn in tomorrow

He just admitted he and Elon Musk stole the election

I knew he was going to confess at some point but I thought he would be at least smart enough to wait until after tomorrow

@POTUS @VP @SenSchumer @RepJeffries

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

Trump just confessed that Elon manipulated the 'vote-counting' computers in Pennsylvania to make sure he won. And in another clip he states that the election was rigged so that he would be president for the World Cup and Olympics in '26 and '28.

Afterwards, Elon tried to give a speech but could barely get anything out because of his stuttering. As if he was really stressed. Maybe about going to prison for life. And just for the record, JD Vance didn't speak at all at this rally.

I'm not posting the clips here, but it would be hard to throw anything on Twitter and not hit one of them. They're everywhere.

I've done my best to not be a conspiracy theorist but when the man confesses, I have a good reason to speak up. Now I have to wait and see what my country does tomorrow. This is what you call The Big Suck.

[Megan Walker @meganwalker008]

Anyway, I'm out, but before I go... Fuck you @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JeffBezos and zuck the cuck🤏🏻. I hope your always wake up right before your alarm, I hope you step in water when wearing socks and can't change them, and may both sides of your pillows always be warm. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[ChristieNo16 @NoChristie16]

#Election2024 #ElectionDay #VoteBlueChooseJoy #TrumpsDoge #PATRIOT #parenting #Mom #UndecidedVoters

[Megan Walker @meganwalker008]

I'm all aboard #BLOCKOUT2024 but I s2g, I'm gonna lose my head (heh) if one more person says the famous "Let them eat cake" quote is directly from my bestie Marie Antoinette herself. My girl never said that; keep my wife's name outcha mouth 😫💔

[Megan Walker @meganwalker008]

But, like, are any of us really surprised that #LeonardoDiCaprio was on the list? 🥴

[Megan Walker @meganwalker008]

Working beside a grown ass adult man who refuses to cover his mouth whenever he coughs or sneezes, wash any of his dishes he uses throughout the day, or clean up after himself in any area of the office is so fucking embarrassing. #GrowUp #MenAreTrash

[Katya @katya_zamo]

And to those ignorant fools who have the nerve to tell me I would be decapitated in a heartbeat in Gaza: what about Glasgow? What about Moscow? What about Medford, Malden or Marlborough Massachusetts? As a gay person who can’t pass, as a cross-dresser, as a sissy—they have, they do and they will kill us anywhere. Bitch.

[Megan Walker @meganwalker008]

Let me get this straight @BarackObama: so because I paid my taxes - the same tax money that I will go to jail for if I don't pay, and have no say in how it's used - I now have innocent blood on my hands because your bestie-boo decided to use that money to help fund a genocide?

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

Me: A submersible got lost looking for the Titanic.

Husband, a Titanic geek: Oh, they’re gone.

Me: Well, there’s a search and rescue—

Husband: No, they’re gone.

Me: But they do have 36 hours of oxygen left—

Husband: They’re gone.

Me:

Husband: Don’t ever go in the ocean.