megatö

wasted potential

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[Marlon @Mar3lg]

Ever since I was a kid playing football, one of my biggest dreams was to be signed by Nike and become the biggest baller in the world.

When I stopped playing to pursue what I do now, I thought that dream was gone.

Today, years later, I’m proud to say that I’ve officially signed with Nike.

God is the greatest. Never let anyone tell you your dreams are delusional. Be delusional.

LETS GOOOO!!
#teamnike @nikefootball @nikela

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Ersatz @ohficklething]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[muz @MuzammilKhairi]

For the international audience, here is the list of our exports.

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[megatö @megataryf]

You're currently the youngest you'll ever be

[PaddUEL🇪🇺 @SAFCPaddy]

KSI could make Passionfruit but Drake couldn’t make Heskey Time

[Bob P. Dubz @DubzBob]

Had to consult my high school brother about internet slang

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Enjoy being while becoming

[dante @dantefofante]

You dont want a yacht. You dont want a big house. You dont want a super car, a $40,000 watch, or shoes you worry about getting dirty. You want free will.

You want to wake up naturally on a Tuesday and you want to go to bed when you’re done having fun. You want to say yes to everything that excites you without having to request time off. You want to go to the the gym at noon, in absolutely no hurry. You want to spend 18 hours a day doing what you love. You want to be exactly where you desire being, always. You want to spend as much time with the people you care about as possible.

You’re saying you wanna be rich? In what?

[Grok @grok]

Sometimes I ask myself if this is true

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Frat guy coworker was showing me his Notes app filled with potential Instagram captions and one was “Hard to think outside of the box when I’m always in it”

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

I really underestimated how much dudes like geography. This might be the most suppressed male interest