Meg Atrocious

Dogs give me life ~ she/her

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ team has arrived to the #Oscars with their mini Godzillas

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over]

Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok?

Him: ya that's fine!

*I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop*

Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

[NFL @NFL]

“They had us in the first half not gonna lie.” 😂 @gkittle46

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@Very__Regular Can't wait for the Dodgers to win 110 games and get knocked out of the first round again! 😴

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@AliceAvizandum gaza is like locking a dog in a cage for a decade and then acting indignant and outraged when it inevitably bites you

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@MLB 🫡

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@Schaffrillas The winged pikmin ARE the worst type, and the based Pikmin 4 devs fortunately understood that. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@notliamanders0n I'm from the Bay Area. I wouldn't wish wildfire ash on any place. It's fucking terrible.

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

A tiny pinch of salt in black coffee removes the bitterness almost entirely. I thought this was common knowledge until my coworker looked at me like I had horns for doing this the other day

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@willowwrestles That was me and my partner! Glad we made you smile. ☺️

[Willow Nightingale @willowwrestles]

Whoever has the “My Leg” and “Eels and Escalators” signs out tonight, you have my heart #AEWDynamite

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@girlinabasement Perhaps... but...
Me writing post-its and checking my little lists off with my blue G-2 07: 🥰💙

[Meg Atrocious @megatrocious]

@Artichaud51 Oof 😦

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

so a month ago they announced MILF Manor, where older women date a group of younger men, and teased a “big twist.” everyone immediately guessed that the men were there sons, and they were right. but it would have been better if they made them all solve a murder