Megan Caruso

music, mostly | thoughts are my own 🎶 @Festival_Squad

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

I’m the most awkward human everytime I talk to my favorite artists whatever what a night @HeartAttackMane

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Welcome back from the dark side…

https://t.co/2d13TMdjNY

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

@johnsummit thanks for letting me sneak through the employee door to your show, 10/10 speechless to the music

[jess @jesspressotini]

if the benders start catching up to you, just run faster man

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

@ the word “Queue” — explain yourself

[Cat Garcia 🐈‍⬛ @bycatgarcia]

she tricked me, but somehow my sleuthing skills knew she was going to ask me to help her with this last week 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

So @bycatgarcia is coming to hang and also help me put my AC units in. Cat if you’re reading this THANKS it’s too late for you to turn around now you’re already driving love you see you soon

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

The word hideous is so underrated lmao

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

Why is every woman online who leaves a review about pants like “these are great for tall girlies!!!” And their listed height is 5’6”. What elementary school do you live in

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

The time honored tradition of giving a bartender your number and then standing up to make sure he’s not shorter than you, a tradition shared by me and other tall women alone. Today we won.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

welp

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

JIM HARBAUGHS BUFFS SEND TWEET

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

@rachrasmussen It pains me that you understand this too 😂 oh the frustration. Merry Christmas, twin!!❤️💚🎄 sending you so much love!

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

I’m convinced rental cars aren’t real. They don’t exist. They let you book one and pay in full and then they laugh in your face like wow you really thought you were getting a car???? Hahah no cars sorry bye, we’ll consider refunding you

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

Me: *singing along to the radio*
My mom: “I introduced you people to some good music.”

You people?! your kids????? 😂

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

Also I should clarify i support hunting for food. Trophy hunters can get bent

[Megan Caruso @megatrollll]

Happy opening day check out my newest bloody corpse!!!!!!! -everyone in Michigan today

I really have no problem with hunting but why are you making other people look at this

[Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski]

Realized this morning my winter fashion aesthetic is “I play in a band signed to Sub Pop in 1992.”

[EDM Identity @EDMIdentity]

🚨 Contest Time 🚨

We’re giving away a pair of @johnsummit block party tix for this Saturday 👀👀 and everyone knows this is a can’t miss show 🔥

To Enter:
- RT & Like
- Must be following @EDMIdentity
- Tag your friends in a comment

Winner will be contacted Wednesday night, Goodluck to you all!