BenLeClair

[BenLeClair @megatron992]

@nabisco Can someone tell me why it's become so hard to find Roasted Vegetable Ritz Crackers? They're my favorite variety, but I can't find them anywhere anymore!

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@AmazonAlexa The forced "update" to Alexa+ has rendered my Echo Auto almost entirely useless to me. The main feature I used was live navigation, and without it, now I have to enter addresses intoy navigation app manually, often while I'm on the road. So much for safety first.

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@AmazonHelp Why is this option here if it doesn't do anything but link to the order info page I'm already on? This would actually be very useful if it worked.

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@PAFaire Is every Saturday actually sold out now, or is this some kind of glitch?

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@tables_game Y'all, this is too aggressive. Maybe dial it back to, like, once a week?

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@AldiUSA Glad to hear it! I was afraid they'd been silently discontinued.

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@AldiUSA I need to know, what happened to the Deutsche Küche herring? It's the one thing I look forward to German Week for!

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Beg pardon, @DisneyPlus, are you raising the prices immediately after so many people jumped ship because of your cowtowing to facists? Because that's some BS. I was willing to wait and let your come to your senses, which you did, but I'll be canceling myself, now thanks to this.

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@forestservice Is alcohol prohibited entirely within Allegheny National Forest? The differences between the description of the order on the site and the wording of the referenced statute itself has lead to some confusion in my group ahead of a planned trip.

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@AmazonHelp Can't help but notice it's not out for delivery again today. Am I gonna get the things I ordered, or should I just demand a refund now?

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@AmazonHelp Hey, do me a favor, get ahold of the driver, and tell them to try again. I've been home all day waiting for this package, and I assure you, there were plenty of secure places to leave it if they actually got out if the fucking truck.

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@AmazonHelp You're missing the point. The driver was out, and allegedly stopped here, and decided of their own volition not to deliver my package. The package I SPECIFICALLY ordered to receive today, when I'd be home all day.

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Dear @Google
If your AI were even remotely good, it would know to stop pushing April Fools articles to my news feed after the day ends.

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I'm considering changing banks over this. Absolutely no reason a paycheck from a major company can't clear immediately, much less over a four day weekend.

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@AskCapitalOne How long does it take to clear a paycheck. I get it was a holiday weekend, but damn. I need my money.

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@HasbroPulse I think they should have gone with a Beast Megatron head. Not everything has to be G1 all the time.

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@BacktotheRoots I just opened a mushroom grow kit, and uh, I'm pretty sure the substrate bag shouldn't look like this right out of the box..

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Will this be out for delivery at some point today, @FedEx, or did I waste a day waiting for it because you don't know how time works?