Meg

put down your phone & live

[Meg @megatronn9]

Today I was The Chosen One in Ollivander's & my wand chose me & it was magical af

[sandy 🌚 @sandycd97]

@blesstheautumn @karelynotsanity there’s been a whole lot of I-didnt-pass-biology folks on twitter lately

[Meg @megatronn9]

When you thought Netflix would never be able to find a more wild story than Abducted in Plain Sight

[Board of Pharmacy Specialties @BPSweb]

Press Release: The Board of Pharmacy Specialists announces that Emergency Medicine Pharmacy is formally recognized as the fourteenth pharmacy specialty.

Read More Here: https://t.co/1ODBDpLk4z

#BoardofPharmacySpecialties #EmergencyMedicine #Pharmacy #AdvancedPatientCare

[Nicole @Nicolemens]

In the spirit of being freaking proud of myself and also knowing I'm about to be fat shamed on the Internet, I present to you me, a 38 year old mom and teacher, doing a thing I was afraid to do when I was a 14 year old gymnast. Next week: add a full (and straighten my legs)

[Meg @megatronn9]

Job interviewer: what sets you apart from other candidates?

Me: charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent

[Meg @megatronn9]

Today I steam cleaned my bathroom throw rugs with the cordless steam cleaner I own, and if that isn’t the most adult thing you’ve ever fucking heard idk what is

[Meg @megatronn9]

Is 7pm too early to go to bed or...?

[Meg @megatronn9]

@CRK274 I went in a corn maze exactly one time and had a group of little boys follow us yelling weird shit and throwing corn kernels at us. It ended with me chucking a husk at one of their heads and bulldozing my own path out because I was DONE

[Meg @megatronn9]

Can somebody explain to me what exactly about a corn maze is fun? I’m lost enough without wandering into a hot field of husks

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Best of the best. ✨

#OneNationOneTeam

[Meg @megatronn9]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

There have been eight total Women's World Cups. Here's how @USWNT has performed in each of them:

1991: 🏆
1995: 🥉
1999: 🏆
2003: 🥉
2007: 🥉
2011: 🥈
2015: 🏆
2019: 🏆

U.S. Men's National Team:

1930: 🥉

Tell me again why the U.S. Women's National Team is paid less?

#USAvNED

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I call bullshit!! Why they called cocky! they have proven to be the best fucking team!! Yall love to do this!We get mad we bitches, we emotional we crazy, we celebrate our accomplishments and now we cocky!! WHAT THE FUCK EVER! SUCK OUR DICK!! WE WARRIORS!! THATS IT!! #PAYUSDAMNIT

[Meg @megatronn9]

So now can we give the USWNT all the money they deserve?? 4 time World Cup champs, put some respect on their name

[Meg @megatronn9]

Just heard this kid’s dad tell him he’d be going to prom in a few years and he said dad no I won’t. When he asked him why not he said because I’m not going to brush my hair for that. I felt that.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

So proud of my girl! The Queen has done it again. @Beyonce, thank you for always living your truth. #Homecoming

[Meg @megatronn9]

Beyoncé’s Homecoming is my Game of Thrones. Watched these performances so many times and I’m still screaming rn 👑

[Meg @megatronn9]

Thank god this is the last season of Game of Thrones. I never gave a fuck, I still don’t give a fuck, I am so damn tired of hearing about this weird ass show 🙄

[Meg @megatronn9]

If you hear Can’t Fight the Moonlight and don’t instantly associate it with Coyote Ugly you need to grow the hell up

[MILEY @miley]

Hennnnnny 💜