Megatron

actually really funny and cool

[Advocate for Sluts of America @BuccaDiBravo]

Ummm he literally looks like he wakes up and dies every day

[Megatron @megatronstar]

Don’t honk at me I will kill us both

[Megatron @megatronstar]

The mold in my owala is making me silly on main

[Megatron @megatronstar]

does nostalgia give you a visceral reaction or are you normal

[Megatron @megatronstar]

Taking beta blockers to go to recreational pickleball

[Megatron @megatronstar]

I hope you have the DoorDash experience that you deserve

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i keep dancing on my own

[Megatron @megatronstar]

You can have a meet and greet with god if you chug a Celsius then put in a zyn

[Megatron @megatronstar]

Step 1: take Dramamine
Step 2: 5 hour energy

[Megatron @megatronstar]

they should invent a pair of shorts that don’t make me want to kms

[Megatron @megatronstar]

Do you think I will get fired if I tell my manager to respectfully get fucked?

[Megatron @megatronstar]

@Beanibaby2000 Naur I been saying that

[Megatron @megatronstar]

when I’m president I’m putting the chemicals back in deodorant

[Megatron @megatronstar]

It will be the worst day of your life and then smoke signals by Pheobe Bridgers will come on shuffle

[Megatron @megatronstar]

I don’t think you all understand how serious I am about Miffy. I’m not kidding with it….

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes

[Megatron @megatronstar]

Hey can you not put up posters for your lost dog? It’s really bumming me out

[thepopularanimals @animalpopular9]

Fat bunnny