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#WhenMyLegLampCameToLife She joined my kickball team

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#WhenMyLegLampCameToLife we leg-wrestled for 30 minutes and she won

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@bales1181 @filmizon @FilmsQuirky @krazykeithrules @FunMovieTVFan @JanuaryMovie @VaderJaws @ithrah69 @midgetmoxie @fredforthemets Raiders of the Lost Ark #GreatestFilmPerformance #FilmTwitter

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#OverheardAtTheHolidayParty You took a life today...the life of the party - Michael Scott

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#OverheardAtTheHolidayParty Thank God my catnip guy just got here...

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@ThatEricAlper "Three Card Trick" by the Clash from their "worst" album "Cut the Crap" which is actually a great album

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Liam Neeson's Very Particular Set of Skills

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Nicholas Cage Hair Grease

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Nick Nolte's Used Ashtray

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Sea Bass

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Open Can of Cabbage That's Been in the Fridge for a Month

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#RejectedAirFreshenerScents Burned Eyebrow Hair

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow we've secretly switched your coffee with crack

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow Darth Vader is your father

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow Squirrels don't really make good pets

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow Drinking witch hazel won't get you drunk

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow You can pass cars in the median strip, but you're not allowed to cut through people's yards while driving to work

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#ItMaySurpriseYouToKnow You're not invisible inside your car

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#SunburnMovies The Blair Itch Project