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based on real events.

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i knw i graduated college on friday, but at sunday brunch i crushed upwards of 20 mimosas & tht jus feels like a greater accomplishment

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nadia trying to zip up her suitcase. a saga.

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nothing makes me cry harder than an animated movie straight up

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@mobaiiiley what argument are u trying to make? are u telling me tht i shouldnt respect ppl will diff view points or beliefs? i think every person deserves to be respected and freely advocate for causes they believe in. even i dont support them.

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@mobaiiiley typically R extremists think that & thts what ive seen on the memes/pics/signs on SM. TBH idk what a R extremist thinks of me or what names they call me. ill stand for freedom and womens right to choose. i dont think the gov should step in here to take away tht freedom.

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@mobaiiiley no one is defending shooting up a school. frm my POV every1 on both sides are mourning the senseless killings of children & are trying to solve the gun crisis in USA to prevent these events from happening in the future. TBD on the solution.

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@mobaiiiley i respect them bc frm their POV they think im murdering a child and want the gov to pass laws preventing those killings. i dont want the gov stepping in & telling me what to do w my body. I want the choice. i respect any1 w a diff opinion even if i dont support their view

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@sgavurin @pokydapuppy who is defending assault weapons or assault? (see my prev tweet) im only flagging the above pic bc the msg to me is divisive & inaccurate. u can do both bc these 2 things are not mutually exclusive

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starting to think tht john and i owning the refillable popcorn bucket & refillable soda cups at our local movie theatre is our peak

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memorial day weekend plans: johnny depp movie marathon

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i hate when i like one of my friends' ig posts and then i remember i never texted them back so then i suddenly have to text them back ugh

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nothin' like starting the new year off in a literal fight yelling at your friends bc you take card games WAY too seriously

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Right: a major and masters in econ, business career, couldnt be bothered
Left: art degree, career in art, extremely annoyed at Right

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tell me youre basic without telling me youre basic

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plot twist of the century: gina and i went to ibiza and didnt consume a single drop of alcohol

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was at the pentagon today and was in lockdown due to the shooting. i finally could check my phone and i got 0 texts asking if i was ok.......

morale is at an all time low

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i dropped a juicy ass teriyaki wing on my literal lap last night and no my white pants will never recover

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if u didnt stay up until 2:30 am binging the entire season of Ted Lasso did u even like it

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@ChipotleTweets when u close for the day, what happens with the leftover guac???

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when u take off ur mask and the string gets caught in ur hoop <<<

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nothing like a nice hot shower after falling on your face all day