oh my glab

erm…squishy!!!! wowzers!! @braydenspazzes thx for pfp trust 😈😈

[hazel ⭐️⚡️ @purp1e_h4z3]

@zoe_bve

[★★★ @sciincidae]

hello february

[호호이 @sehoonk52893376]

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[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@Collizion1 nah

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@Collizion1 hi colliv 😛

[호호이 @sehoonk52893376]

* 리퀘 - 메이드 열렙

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@Collizion1 yap it’s me

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

Tuesday April 4th, 2024: today I took a long hard look in the mirror and rlly evaluated myself. Found out that I’m still the GOAT!🐐

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@Collizion1 actually like this is homophobic because in franz kafkas metamorphosis like the bug like met up with like the man and they’re like gay and shit or whatever [they haven’t met a real homophobic person yet (me)]

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@Collizion1 Fake news bc I have no enemy’s

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

wait what if like the word goat and the symbolism is just a secret reference to me (bc I’m the goat🐐)…like that’s such a secret ref

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

kim sehoon my GOAT and heung min son GO SPURS!! 🔥🐐

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

sometimes I go like “wow my life is harder than starving kids or whatever” and then I remember I don’t have a recessed chin like someone I just like stalked on instagram does so god is good ig 🙏🙏

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

should I go to berklee or like nahhhh bc ts corny? 🌚

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wait like I have no enemies but it’s so nice being a hater like think abt it being a hater doesn’t mean having an enemy so like god bless 🙏🙏🙏 I have no enemy’s

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

holy shart live laugh laufey me asf when I conduct 🌝🌚✊

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

@CanadaDry0208 I farted 🌝🌚

[oh my glab @megbertbob]

i lavvv zoolandah but not in a very specific person I’m referring to type of way but in a megbertbob way 🙄 it was so peak fiction

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twitt er??? But I barely even know her!!!