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kill or be killed!!

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@ooomaybe @EllissaJane lmao okay this is really fkn funny

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@brendansghost like this one :)

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@brendansghost https://t.co/pkd3g6r6Wp

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sick of my fucking phone

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no wakey

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@53viroqua that creaminess definitely takes a bit of getting used to but it's become one of my favorites. it's like a dessert! you should try the limoncello flavor, too!

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if u don't consider yr therapist a comrade it's time to find a new therapist

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@sara_venkman omg i agree!!! and hate to admit it lol

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@avenkal :'(

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@brackishbrendan if u can't handle the pump, get out of the dump!

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@EllissaJane have also had 2 male bosses also call me stupid in front of customers/colleagues. i love work and working

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@EllissaJane a retail/"creative" job i had a few years ago, i was drinking hot tea out of a mason jar and my boss told me to use a real mug because a jar is what "poor people drink out of"

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you know something is up when you clean your filthy glasses and you feel nothing inside

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@diaryofheidi chandler's energy honestly feels dangerous to me, throughout the entire series.

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chad said kelsey grammer looks like butterball from hellraiser and i can't stop thinking about it

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@sara_venkman omg, i cannot even begin to explain the grief that the HP instant ink program has put me through. I spent, I wanna say, over 20 hours trying to troubleshoot and the solution I ended up coming to was literally throwing away the printer and buying a diff brand lmao

[kevin @kevinstarwheel]

stay-at-home orders are completely pointless without rent relief and universal income. people have to leave their homes to work or they will starve

[Ramy @GenZdemagogue]

If capitalism didn't already exist, and somebody suggested we all work under a guy for 40 hours a week while they make all the money and decisions, we'd beat the shit out of them.

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@sara_venkman How are they w glasses!?

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Wdydwydkwtd?