Meg

be kind!!!

[Meg @megcarrr]

Bumble just played me this ad on snap “I always thought I’d date harry styles, but then I got on bumble and now I’m dating someone who kinda of looks like him but isn’t on tour all the time”

WOW props FBI agent assigned to monitor my phone, u were rly working hard for that one

[Meg @megcarrr]

@Harry_Styles hire this girl now

[Meg @megcarrr]

All I can think about is how hard Chris Harrison must be scheming right now:

After the MOST dramatic quarantine ever, Hannah B and Tyler C...are they together? Tune in tonight we shall see!

[Meg @megcarrr]

Why am I mad today? A kid cut a hole in one of my fav shirts, I was sneezed on during guided reading, it was gloomy, and I did not get a verified fan code for the hs tour so.

[em @143itsemily]

If we don’t get Harry’s mick jagger impression tonight, I’m rioting

[Meg @megcarrr]

When one of your 1st graders walks up to you and says “I wish you were my real mom”

🥺🥺🥺😭😭❤️❤️

[Meg @megcarrr]

@Harry_Styles it’d be great if you could offer a teacher discount at your next tour

Love,
Has no money but loves U LOTS honey!!!

[Meg @megcarrr]

A haunted house for non teachers, but instead of scary monsters there’s classroom of 30 first graders and it’s Halloween

[em @143itsemily]

I JUST SAW HARRY AND KACEY TOGETHER

[Meg @megcarrr]

@surah_simrall Idk man lol **convenience

[Meg @megcarrr]

**Me on the phone with sarah**

Sarah talking to the person checking her out at CVS: “I heard pregnancy tests and hemrroid cream are the most stolen items from conscience stores”

[Meg @megcarrr]

This is me coming out of my twitter hibernation bc I’m back on my harry styles bs, you’re welcome

[Meg @megcarrr]

I would not let my first grade class name our caterpillar bc they were gonna be dumb and not name it harry styles

[Meg @megcarrr]

I literally cannot even fathom how harry styles exists

[Meg @megcarrr]

Baby shark Do do do do do ta DO?

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Do

[Meg @megcarrr]

Some one put this child in my first grade class NOOOOWWW

[Meg @megcarrr]

Being a teacher means repeating everything you say until you die

[abbi @sithshouto]

ITS OFFICALLY CONFIRMED, ANNE HATHAWAY IS RETURNING AS AMELIA MIGNONETTE GRIMALDI THERMOPOLIS RENALDO, QUEEN OF GENOVIA IN PRINCESS DIARIES 3!!! OUR PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED

[mandy ♡ stream luck or something @hilaryerhards]

Everyone: I’m not paying for another steaming service.

Disney+: We’re bringing back Lizzie McGuire.

Everyone:

[Meg @megcarrr]

@surah_simrall do this to Monty rn

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

https://t.co/VcnZHy1N8l