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All about myself in 160 characters or less. (recently realised how this intro ages me)

[megcat @megcat]

Why ask me in a job application if I am available in January if by your own admission you will not be interviewing until the end of January start of February?!?!

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

There is not a thing that you can say to me that doesn't remind me of a long, depressing, sometimes pointless story that I simply must tell you. It's beginning to get in my way socially, which reminds me...

[megcat @megcat]

Today on chat support.
Company: For someone to call you we need your time zone.
Me: +10
Company: We can call you at 8am today at the earliest.
Me: Tomorrow? It's currently almost 4pm.
#timewarp

[University of Oregon @uoregon]

Sea dragons are unlike any other fish, and have evolved extreme differences fairly quickly. A team of UO biologists have sequenced the genomes of two species of sea dragons and found genetic clues to the fish’s distinctive features. https://t.co/1ue5XDdCri

[megcat @megcat]

I spent TWENTY minutes today trying to peel apart the directions for the week killer I got for the lawn. Those instructions are kinda important considering it is a 1.75L bottle of poisonous chemicals!

[megcat @megcat]

Wordle 340 3/6*

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[megcat @megcat]

well that didn't provide as much procrastination as I was hoping for #wordle
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[megcat @megcat]

Happy #MayThe4th

[megcat @megcat]

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[megcat @megcat]

#pinktax #UQ https://t.co/MahiSeEcx6

[shivers @thecroakerqueen]

and the scariest costume goes to…

[megcat @megcat]

@rhysnicholson @kyranwheatley @georgia_mooney That’s up in the air. According to my friends I went a bit loopy starting Wednesday afternoon this week. #weekendreset

[megcat @megcat]

@rhysnicholson @kyranwheatley @georgia_mooney listened to 10 episodes of Simply Marvellous today while bent over a microscope at work. Thanks for the laughs. Can't wait for more Harry Potter

[megcat @megcat]

When you have to email the field station a list of where you may have left your missing data sheet #fieldworkfails ...but then they FIND IT!!!

[James Cook Uni @jcu]

An exceptionally large coral has been discovered on the Great Barrier Reef – it’s more than 400 years old and nearly two and a half metres wider than any other coral measured on the Reef.
https://t.co/ZsMHyCZOOh

[megcat @megcat]

Terrifying the birds who apparently hang out on my back patio by working on my back patio. #swerve

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[megcat @megcat]

Today I learned that bubblegum scented tissues exist

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

When the curtain opened up and I saw a full crowd on its feet applauding - and it was the only sound for a few seconds - it was like a life recharge. So happy. So grateful. See you in September. We missed you Broadway. #broadwayisback