megan

@coxton_yard

[megan @megdiegs]

Drunkenly networking 🫡

[megan @megdiegs]

thinking about smashing my head against the wall like long legs

[megan @megdiegs]

Not my cousins fiancé telling me her parents commit insane tax crimes 😂

[my meds aren’t working @haterofgod420]

sorry, can’t leave my car yet. i had to rap oldie through the end my brother.

[megan @megdiegs]

@DontShowYourCat @coxton_yard

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Gin is officially a diagnosed asthmatic kitty who has to get her inhaler shipped from a lucrative pharmacy in Canada so it doesn’t cost us $400 🤠

[megan @megdiegs]

just doing cat dad things

[megan @megdiegs]

Nathan is single incase anyone is interested

[megan @megdiegs]

I CAN FIX HER 😩

[megan @megdiegs]

@renee_booby I was like what the fuck?? Hahah

[megan @megdiegs]

Why is Nathan telling his grandparents that i used to do adderal unperscribed

[megan @megdiegs]

“what’s your team name?”
“two girls one cup”
“hell yeah”
“Yeah I’m the cup”

[megan @megdiegs]

Not existing would be way easier than existing

[megan @megdiegs]

It’s restaurant week and there are so many fun menus but my heart yearns for naked garlic butter wings from the attic 😭

[megan @megdiegs]

………….what

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So…. I found some meth at work today…..

[megan @megdiegs]

“I wore a button up shirt for your mom and she’s not even here?????”

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@sanguisugabogg @Jesuspiece @Gagguys @peelingfleshok @coxton_yard !!!!!!

[megan @megdiegs]

I am so grateful and thankful that i have so many people who love us to celebrate Christmas with, but, holy shit this time of year is exhausting

[megan @megdiegs]

@kanadaGoblin One time my ex got a blue Snapchat message notification and told me it was a picture of a dog and when i asked to see it he locked himself in the bathroom and smashed his phone