Megan Dolan

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Gonna name my first born dog Nagini, after Voldemort's snake

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@LukeDolan18 Sad!

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@tomsimmo Lmao weird that I was doing this pre- quarantine

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

I didn’t know so many people were into puzzles lmao

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Necessities when leaving the house:
-keys
-wallet
-phone
-excedrin

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Beginning of the decade: “HAVE you been smoking weed??!???!!!” -my parents

End of the decade: “hey do you know where I can get some weed” -my parents

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

If Billy Ray Cyrus and Lil Nas X aren’t at the finish line of this Kentucky Derby I’m gonna freak out

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Samwell Tarly: based on the way you cried last night, no wonder you got sent to the Wall in the first place ????

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@klooness This has been the greatest day ever and GOT hasn’t even premiered yet

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

My 5 year plan is to retire in 2 years

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

I am not just a Chrieaster, I also get my ashes! #thankucatholicguilt

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Can we get an Oscar to @AMCTheatres for finally obtaining a liquor license

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Reminiscing on a simpler time before February 13th meant “galentines” day

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

My inner Kelly Kapoor is screaming for Miley and Liam

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@__marybyrne Mar I am crine and also actually crying, bless you bae. Also @Twitter can you make yourself the anti-instagram and just have a regular algorithm

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

*Talking to a random group of people*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: “So the holidays really snuck up on us this year, huh?”

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

Why are moths catching a meme wave

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@__marybyrne Mary im crine

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@ClarkePremium *haha...

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@ClarkePremium Haha

[Megan Dolan @megdolan26]

@masonramsey @BarstoolBigCat What made you dye your hair mason