Meghan

🦄 Former child • When life gives you lemons, cut ‘em up + put it in water • Show that lemon who’s boss 🍋

[Meghan @megdrip]

@TheVockinator My body still hurts looking at this

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@TalentiGelato Please change my survey results to “not likely” in answer to will I be buying Talenti in the future or watching TopChef. Thank you

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@TalentiGelato This was a pretty awful experience. I went to sign up for my delivery, I put in all my information, I took the survey that was required in order to see when my delivery would arrive just for you to say “sorry no more are available”

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@KathBlidy Except me

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@TheVockinator 👏👏👏

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In good news: response time on dating apps has gone WAY down #coronavirus #datingapps

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These damn flies....😂 #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

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When you reach the last chip in the bag... #theBachelor #sadpeter

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@Sally__Thorne @audible_com It’s one of the my favorites! Besides 99 Percent Mine, of course 😉

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An entire decade since I’ve joined, under 200 tweets and less than 100 followers. I know how to social medias like it’s my job #lolitismyjob #DecadeChallenge #socialmedia #Twitterversary

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10 years later, 1st tweet, still true. New tradition: will retweet at the beginning of each decade. #2020goals #truthdoesntneedtohurt #makesthingsmoreexciting

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People really need to just say what's on their minds

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Why can’t there be a “friends” response option on dating apps? I’m just like...clearly from your photo choices and answers, we’re not compatible, but you seem like fun! Let’s be friends 🙃

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People whisper to themselves a lot more than you’d think at an airport. Ah the holidays 🦃🥐🌽✈️

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Legit just had to remind myself that Halloween already happened...and now I’m a week behind on my Halloween decor sales 🎃👻 #halloween2019 #whoops #ChristmasIsComing

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My toxic trait on a Tuesday:

(still makes me cackle)

#heavypour #shots #toxictrait #hilarious

[Meghan @megdrip]

Does anyone else feel like their age is constantly changing? Some days I’m 22, dinner is Easy Mac & I’m ready to go out at 11pm. Other days, I’m 34, stressing about what it means to diversify my portfolio, making spreadsheets of to do lists & hungover after 2 glasses of wine 🍷

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Sometimes, I like to sign my name wrong on emails to see if anyone’s ballsy enough to call me out

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@TheVockinator The middle school makeup struggle was REAL

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So I’m going through old photos - kids just don’t go through the same kind of awkward phase we oldies did. I’d like to think it filled out my sense of humor...especially since I’m still going through it #bringbacktheawkardphase

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@deegeeez 😂😂😂😂😂