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okay so, i have a lot of costume and party ideas. and I usually forget them. but sometimes I write them here and sometimes I sing about them.

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Face ID should work when ur hitting a vape

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I discovered if you don’t go out. There’s no vape for u to borrow. :(

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Y’all KNOW I’m gonna be wearing tennis dresses all summer (just saw planet of the apes)

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I want a blackberry phone

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I think 212 by azealia banks should be shot into space

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I’m listening to Franz Ferdinand at Whole Foods

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Gay bar next to the Trader Joe’s

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This plane smells like diapers and alcohol

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party idea: come to these mOnstEr aSS events

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You know you’re a good storyteller when ur therapist takes a LOT of notes

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talk show interview but guests r getting a bikini wax. just a thought.

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R u supposed to like peoples finsta account post ?

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I think a vape hits different at the airport

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@messynessy94 HOW

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also i was not funny

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going through my old tumblr posts I can tell the exact moment I realized I was bi

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we didn't win. we tried everyday and didn't win.

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