Meg Thomas

Over-educated, under-appreciated, geeky mom of 3, Mandarin/finance/Psych teacher trying to start some freelance fun in Frederick, MD

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@PopcastPod I feel like this is news you can use...

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

Hey, I know those guys!

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@vanessafranko I have to WORK!!! We have Open House, so I have to pretend to be civilized. The horror!

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@vanessafranko I use it in class to replace 'guys', and while I'm glad its not gendered, it does make me feel 100 years old

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@heyadamroberts The Last Chinese Chef

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@hoopsandhistory I'd buy one

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

Who needs a sushi boat when you can have a boat@of cured meats and cheeses?!?

[Adam Richman @AdamRichman]

Saw this online: what do we think about the charcuterie boat? 😂

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

Hello. My name is Coronavirus. You don’t want to wear a mask? Prepare to die.

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@vanessafranko Uncertain, but I think in blowout games they should come remove a few hundred to simulate folks leaving the stadium.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

The most ambitious crossover event in history.

@SquidBrault x @JBell_19 x @hadestown

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@hoopsandhistory Tried to show my daughter ‘Shag’ and...same.

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

Mystery solved #NFLDraft2020 https://t.co/Vme1siR43Y

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

I have to know- where are the hats coming from?!? #NFLDraft

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@Winstonmoore11 @coachstu34 Amazing job, wish we could’ve seen you sign in person #yearofwinston

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

@SimuLiu HS teacher here, and it works as an easy tip off to spot whose parents wrote their papers. Kids don’t do this, but their parents still do. Kinda handy honestly.

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

Hey @PNCBank it sure would be helpful to lift those mobile deposit limits this month so we don’t have to go out in this garbage. K thanks.

[Annie F. Downs @anniefdowns]

Here’s just a friendly reminder: someone you love will get the virus. Maybe even you. There is NO SHAME in that. I keep hearing whispers of people embarrassed they may have been exposed or may be getting sick. Shame sucks. Don’t listen to it.

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

I swear I had no advanced knowledge that my #psychbabies were going to be used in this way. But #sorrynotsorry it was pretty funny

[Stu Wilson @coachstu34]

There was excitement in the gym tonight. But the fact that ESPN was there to broadcast and we had a baby born on the baseline during a free throw is just beyond words. #beststudentsection @SJCPrep @SJCP_Principal @SJCPAthletics

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

Ooh, I feel this

[Meg Thomas @MegEThomas]

We’re here, we’re here! Baby’s first musical, so psyched for the @hadestown performance tonight.