Megan McCririe

looking for full time position to be a dog mom

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@wolfhengesh Also you: “Megan can you please buy me this shirt cause I don’t have cash”

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@IamDyslexicBro Worst cops ever

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Can someone explain to my why old people love to have stuffed animal cats in their back windows?!

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@IamDyslexicBro Umm don’t for that I cannot blast Shania Twain Tuesday -Thursday anymore because of you sleeping beauty

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@wolfhengesh Wohoo! Adulting

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@IamDyslexicBro Go Governors!

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@IamDyslexicBro Not like you can go

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@wolfhengesh I’m not surprised.

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@IamDyslexicBro My money is on you forgetting your epi pen

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@MikeOBrien_5 @T_Petts_5 Miss you guys. Let’s hangout

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@wolfhengesh Yes

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@wolfhengesh @aubryalanjensen Right kenz... Collin is getting soft

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

My husband just opened my white claw and said “ pretty girls don’t open their own drinks” what a fucking pussy... am I right @aubryalanjensen

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Someone out there gave there grandma the wrong number and you’s a hoe. Grandma Kay is a very nice lady and your missing out.

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@IamDyslexicBro I only changed once...

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@wolfhengesh I don’t go on twitter much, but when I do, it’s really just all your marvelous tweets. Love it

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

Used to spend my Sunday’s napping. Now I spend them writing crisis intervention papers and listening to ted talks while wishing for a nap.

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

Only time I’m eager to do my homework: when Collin turns in the XFL... wtf is this shit.

[Megan McCririe @megganpep]

@IamDyslexicBro Did you go running this morning...

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@wolfhengesh Lol