Megan Price

not thriving, barely surviving

[Megan Price @megggatron]

Today I used “my armpits hurt” as a justifiable excuse to work from home and my manager didn’t even bat an eye

[Megan Price @megggatron]

Adding to this list:
-people who eat a hot dog like corn

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

good morning to everyone except:
- anyone who likes canned cheese
- people who eat corn like a hot dog
- bugs

[Megan Price @megggatron]

If the first 15 minutes of your meeting doesn’t start with all of the boomers trying to figure out how to use technology, are you even working in corporate America?

[Megan Price @megggatron]

@JansenMorgan When I tell you I saw no less than 30 people running for their flights at 6:30 in the morning, the chaos was next level 😂

[Megan Price @megggatron]

The Tampa airport has the most chaotic energy in the world

[Megan Price @megggatron]

Dominos pizza is the comeback of our generation

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[Megan Price @megggatron]

@Brian_Pearse @NavyFederal I had my bank account hacked when I was with BoA and they wouldn’t refund me any of my money and told me it was my fault. My entire savings and checking account were wiped clean. I switched banks and it was the best decision I ever made

[بطيخ @tumbleweedrun]

Calling someone jailbait but it’s because they’re so annoying you want to murder them >>>>

[Megan Price @megggatron]

The last option seems a little extreme given the circumstances

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@Brian_Pearse Do it!

[Megan Price @megggatron]

@Brian_Pearse What a throwback! Thank you!! I’m so happy to see your life and career are doing well! 😁 we have to catch up one of these days!

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I’m not an Eagles fan, but I am a Patrick Mahomes hater

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Someone on the Minnesota Vikings has a lucky stick shoved very far up their butt, or they sold their soul to the devil, either way, I’m not mad

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Quesadillas are such an underrated food

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@JansenMorgan That was enough excitement for the rest of my year 😂

[Megan Price @megggatron]

Did we successfully get the album? Yes. Do I need a Valium to bring down my stress level? Also yes. Would I do it again for this girl? Every time 😂

[Megan Price @megggatron]

I have participated in shoe drops less stressful than trying to get my best friend a @Yellowcard vinyl 😂