Megan Fox

Comms @Automattic. Formerly of @edelmanpr and @imre sports. Jackson’s mom. And yeah, like the girl from Transformers.

[Automattic @automattic]

Very proud to announce that over the weekend we have engaged Stephen Shackelford and Shawn J. Rabin of @SusmanGodfrey. Looking forward to working together to fight for Freedom, Liberty, and Open Source.

[Mary Hubbard @4thhubbard]

I'm relieved and pleased to see Matt Mullenweg return as CEO of Automattic, the largest financial contributor to the WordPress project. Having WordPress's Co-founder and Project Lead at the helm gives me confidence that their support will remain strong. Matt has my support.

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

Let him go back to Mississippi

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@stoolpresidente I’m on maternity leave, my husband has wake up barstool on every day. Please get Brandon off of here for a show or two. His voice is god awful, not even southern. I need a break from him PLEASE

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

omg Anderson turned into Ozzie Osborne with that wig @Andy

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@MarlowNYC @StefenLovelace

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@madisonmbt I felt the same--totally hysterical for the first 2~ months--but it does get better!!

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@wordpressdotcom @automattic MY TEAM IS THE COOLEST

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@dbchhbr @reverentgeek @wordpressdotcom Did you get one too!?

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

It’s constantly hard to tell if Colin Jost covering Olympic surfing in Tahiti is an SNL sketch or a serious journalism assignment

[Automattic @automattic]

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[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Major gaffe as Biden refers to EBITDA as ‘operating profit’

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

highwater or hell, damn whatever comes tomorrow

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@NFL_DovKleiman why don't they have grippy socks on? so much harder barefoot...

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

Yoooo @bertkreischer isn’t it 2024?? We love u anyways

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Women don't hear these things.

And they need to.

What a generation of women (finally) need to know:

[Megan Fox @meggiedooodle]

@ChrisJBakke Omg PLEASE make this into a reboot for real!

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years

[Automattic @automattic]

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