Megan Thee Salad

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[Megan Thee Salad @meggosalad]

Oh how I wish it was August 17th, 2007 so I could experience the pure enchantment of watching the entire Bet On It scene for the first time

[robby @RobbyB3ll4s]

they got Mason Thames in 2 movies named the same thing dating women who could be identical twins coming out a week apart

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Anyone else remember being taught that America was a melting pot and that it was something to celebrate?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[doug funnie @cryptoklotz]

-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"

why is dentistry like this 😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[Coast Enjoyer @CoastEnjoyer]

The discourse switching seamlessly from "stop eating lunch if you want to afford a home" to "abolish my property taxes because I can't afford it and refuse to change my lifestyle at all" has been interesting to witness.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

I should be sick of him but I dunno man he’s still got it

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

If you grew up in the '90s or '00s you were constantly hearing about it since grade school. They had us sit in assemblies in middle & high school telling us we all needed to go to college and corralling us to apply, or else we'd never find work. This is insane revisionism:

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Trader Joe’s reputation is totally misunderstood.

Despite the crunchy-sounding name, Trader Joe’s sells CHEAP, EASY food. Lots of snacks and frozen stuff at low prices. It’s basically a college freshman’s ideal.

It’s not, like, a fair trade-ethical-organic specialty grocer.

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life