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my filtered intrusive thoughts

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watching christmas movie with my roommate and santa claus leaves bc christmas is over:
me: he’s gone?? wait when is he coming back???

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i want to be an old man making toys and being santa claus

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trump, am i the asshole?
i (f20) asked my boyfriend (m20) to watch glee with me…

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when i’m president, i want to run an advice column for people’s personal lives. like imagine being able to ask biden if you’re the asshole

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when i’m president, i want to run an advice column for people’s personal lives. like imagine being able to ask biden if you’re the asshole

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haters are gonna say i should’ve payed attention to my final lecture before exams instead of looking up pictures of michelle obama, young michelle obama, how michelle and barake met, how michelle and barake’s first date went

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you think obama feels like he’s working for the knife (that’s a mitski reference)

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the united planets of america

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forget domestic and foreign, i wanna know these mfs intergalactic policy

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id like to think they roast marshmallows at camp david

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i love scrapbooking but ig one drawback is it reminds me of my impending mortality

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the old person filter on tiktok makes me look like the old lady wearing a visor handing out water bottles at the charity fundraiser event

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my mom is just susan heffley

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who i think look like they could be in diary of wimpy and those who do not

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my favorite regular, al, for example is incredibly diary of a wimpy kid coded

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meg-gala 2023 theme: shaggy
venue: walmart on mlk

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the military should invest in cool sexy elf armor. i think it will boost morale

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gomez and morticia

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i want to drop eric cartman in the fairly odd parents universe so bad

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@gutt3rbaby thank you girlie

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@gutt3rbaby i’ll get a boob job !! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️