meg

[meg @meggurt]

hey guys im going to jupiter to get more stupider do you need anything

[meg @meggurt]

therapist office playing crank it

[meg @meggurt]

had a dream my hair stylist was doing a giveaway and the only way to enter was posing as your fav taco bell employee

[meg @meggurt]

@yelyahehresman ily hehe ☺️

[meg @meggurt]

unfortunately for my haters my therapist said she was proud of me today so i stay winning

[meg @meggurt]

@yelyahehresman love thriftbooks!!

[meg @meggurt]

@nectarspit omg happy birthday!!! my fav gemini!!

[meg @meggurt]

might get my iud out tomorrow i hope they let me take it home

[meg @meggurt]

happy international women's day to me and my bush

[meg @meggurt]

i got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

[meg @meggurt]

watching twilight while building the lego set i think this is my peak unfortunately

[meg @meggurt]

just popping back on here to see if you guys think i should become a notary

[Reba McEntire @reba]

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

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[meg @meggurt]

please don't ask me how many little chocolates i ate for dinner tonight

[meg @meggurt]

love to see a dog hanging their head out of a car window

[meg @meggurt]

@madisadi777 kind of wondering about the purse n boots

[meg @meggurt]

me when someone is driving next to me and very much in their lane: woah buddy watch out im driving here!!

[meg @meggurt]

i feel so strongly about twilight i can't even vocalize it

[meg @meggurt]

if verizon knew how much i relied on maps to get around places maybe they would fix this outage a little faster

[meg @meggurt]

they should invent a pill take makes it easier for me to leave my dog in the morning

[meg @meggurt]

maybe lying really is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off