The Meg

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[The Meg @meggymillions]

So 2025 so far is really really bad

[jynx @jynxbby]

your honor that bitch is a weirdo

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Started watching a murder documentary series and now I’m watching the actual murderers stand up set on Kill Tony and its sooooo hard to watch holy fuck

[mike faist funko pop @alliewatchestv]

this is what glen powell looks like to me

[The Meg @meggymillions]

The way I DoorDash breakfast 3 times a week. Baby I’m hungover, I cannot operate heavy machinery I have no spatial awareness

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Men are so embarrassing

[hexual ❥ @hexkittenx]

men i just met 5 minutes ago get so upset when i tell them this

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Taking a smoke break at work and hearing Knuck if you Buck come on the minute I go outside is devastating

[Ro 🕷️🕸️ @superstar1roro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[The Meg @meggymillions]

I love when he says “oh well”

[The Meg @meggymillions]

ITS MEGARITAVILLE MOTHER FUCKERS let’s goooooooo

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[The Meg @meggymillions]

@angelbitch25 100%

[The Meg @meggymillions]

@Cruzfan23 Embarrassing take

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Going to see The War of the Rohirrim tonight by myself. Can’t wait to get absolutely blasted high and not share my popcorn

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Arguing with my Lyft drivers about what lane they need to be in every day of my fucking life

[The Meg @meggymillions]

Listening to my wrapped playlist like WOW SHE DOESNT MISS