Meg Hoffmann

take me as i come, cause i cant stay long

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@sarah_larsen97 @timmy_chase and "why everyone so jealous of my, of people booty"

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@sarah_larsen97 @timmy_chase oops my b

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@timmy_chase @sarah_larsen97 Susan and charlotte

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@ssshanderson holy shit it's so good

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@amber_anne11 @RobinGaldi @SalemReiter this reminds me of something 🤔 https://t.co/zdWF86Q18H

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@kaitlyn1260 you af https://t.co/T9oqwkmOGV

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@hglenncoco YESSS!!! So accurate

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@kaitlyn1260 why didn't you do this lol https://t.co/zOOzF7DfYS

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@Hdumas88 @amber_anne11 @SalemReiter @RobinGaldi @tagtuesdays lol must have been autocorrect smh

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

When nana facetimes you

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

College: when you awkwardly work out next to your professor and both pretend you don't notice

[banana mae @josiecosmos]

...bad thang. Fine as hell. Thick as fuck. Oh my god, that's my baby. https://t.co/V7BbZLIwvi

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

For a billion dollars, I couldn't tell you what this means. https://t.co/GpFusK4Qe6

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@samamiico @sassytbh that's my dream

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@sarah_larsen97 https://t.co/DmjuH3OmIg

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

My drunken parents told me exactly how I was conceived tonight,Merry Christmas

[Meg Hoffmann @meghan_hoffmann]

@madisonmartel @samamiico @angkirch @Moviepicts I'm so dpwn